Sometimes, clouds have two sides, a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It’s like a silver sandwich. So when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich!

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moritzstiefel:

other things that i could do instead of murder if crime was legal like in the purge

- trespass celebrity homes with some coffee or something and gifts for them

- run up on stage during a broadway show and just join in

-bootleg broadway shows

- rob a bank to be able to see those broadway shows

- steal a lot of macaroni and cheese from the grocery store

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nowyoukno:

elroidness:

harukami:

robowolves:

johannamasonjar:

henryisgod:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

fruitshateme:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

ya but ya titty out

rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.You would never know.

You would never know but NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

elroidness:

harukami:

robowolves:

johannamasonjar:

henryisgod:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

fruitshateme:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

ya but ya titty out

rather have my titty out than slowly suffocate in a chemical spill

How are women  suppose to get their bra off from under their clothes and secured properly to their face in time if there is a sudden leakage of lethal gas

Henry, you severely underestimate our abilities.

son, this bra clasps in the front, that is easy mode

Fact: Everyone who regularly wears a bra can get it off, barely disturbing the rest of their clothes, in under 20 seconds.

There could be a bra-less woman around you in less than 20 seconds.
You would never know.

You would never know but NowYouKno

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glamaphonic:

moniquill:

No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.

This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.

Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.

We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.

 #sometimes the family you start with isn’t a good one #but you can find your own #family is not absolute #blood is not absolute

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